PLEASE NOTE: JOKES ARE MEANT FOR FUN NOT TO OFFEND.

Thursday, January 29, 2015

Kuda zvinhu

Phone rings
GIRL: Hello.
GUY: My luv how r u doing?
GIRL: Am fine.
GUY: Will you be free during the
weekend,and can u come to my
house?
GIRL: Am sorry I cant make it
because Iwill be attending my
aunty's wedding and thenext
day i'l be busy,im so occupied.
GUY: Ooh ok,was just planning
to take u out for shopping,suprise u with an
iPhone5,then buy u the dress
u've been asking for...
GIRL: I will be coming and I may even spend
the whole
weekend there if you want my
love.
GUY: What about the wedding?
GIRL: Which wedding,I was
joking.
GUY: Me too!...
Kuda zvinhu wawacha

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