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Monday, December 8, 2014

Ndinotenda negrocery

Ndinotenda negrocery ramakatitumira mukuwasha. Ndapota hangu next time musatenge mukaka uya wakanzi handy andy takafa nemanyoka nawo, asi mukatowannza henyu uya wakanzi condensed milk ambuya venyu vanoufarira chaizvo kudyisa nesadza. Pamadrink musazotenga riya ranzi mukwa oil haritapiri taitoita rekuwedzera sugar kuti ritapirirewo. Machipisi amakatenga aya akanzi cornflakes haanaki zviri nani mutenge kana mazepe. Musazonetseka henyu nekutenga tsotso mukuwasha, takaona matitengera dzenyu dzechirungu idzi dzakanzi spaggetti, kuno dzizere tinongonozvuva paruzhowa pazasi peruware paya plus tsotso dzacho dzinonanauka kunge mapulastiki. Musakanganwe perfume iya yakanzi baygon insectcide inonhuwirira zvekuuraya nhunzi chaidzo. Ndatenda ndini tezvara vako vekunjanja.

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