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Thursday, December 11, 2014

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.

Nda enda kwa tezvara ndikasvika pane bepa patafura vakomana pakaipa hanzi
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.
[FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITTING AND
IN BLOCK LETTERS]
I, ___________________, hereby apply to marry your
daughter Sir. I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following
questions honestly.
1. Do you go to church? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or
diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No.
If your answer to any of the
above questions was
NO, do not continue. Leave my
house and don't
look back.
If all your answers were YES,
then continue.
1. In 50 words or more,
describe the disadvantages
of cheating in marriage. ____________________________
____________________________
____________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram,
explain how you can
give respect to your father in-
law or motherin-law.
DIAGRAM
_________________________
3. Suppose your wife says,
"honey, I need money
for my hair-style at the saloon",
what would you
answer? ____________________ ______________________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of
divorce.
____________________ ____________________
____________________
_________
5. What does the term 'good
husband' mean to
you? ____________________ __________________________
6. Do you have both dad and
mum? Yes/No. If No,
explain why? _____________
7. Were your
parents legally
married?
Yes/No. If YES, for how long? If
the time of their
marriage is less than your age,
explain why you
were born out of wedlock._________________________
8. Explain the meaning
of ''COME HOME EARLY" as used
by women. (100
words)___________________
___________________________
___________________________
9. Give any THREE reasons that
can cause a man to
sleep outside his house.
10. In case of divorce, who do
you think is the
owner of the kids between father
and mother?
Answer the following by Yes or
No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No.
3. Are you short-tempered?Yes/
No.
LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY
IMPORTANT.
1. When can you be free for
interviews?
____________________
2. When can be the best time to
interview your
dad? _________________
3. When can I interview your
mum? _______________
4. When can I interview your
church pastor.
5. Please stick your passport size
photo below,
which will be put in newspaper
to check if you
have
other girlfriends.
Sign here: ___________
Sign again: __________
Thank you for showing interest
in my daughter.
Your application will be
processed in 4years time.
You will be acknowledged only if
you emerge
successful.
As you are waiting, please don't
call me, or visitme,
or contact my daughter, you will
be disqualified.
Leave your details in case I need
to ask you more
questions.
Postal Address: ________________
________________
________________
______________________
Email: ______________________
Phone: ______________________
Facebook: ___________________

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